Kid Gloves Come Off
Now I know I'm not alone in this one when I say I hate traffic jams. The endless monotony of slowly inching your way to your destination in a slow crawl that seems destined to never end. But what truly takes the piss out of me is when this is caused by some 'joker' that thinks that they have the Davine right and prowess to direct traffic.
Its happened more then once. Some genius believes that by putting on a pair of white gardening gloves he has been empowered to have a hold us the motoring masses. What's even worse is that we give these morons total and undivided control over us. The tell us to stop we stop. Waive us to move and we oblige. Wow! All this power and control over us simply by wearing a pair of white gloves. No wonder Micheal Jackson was such a star. It was the white glove. He had found the secret to mind control. Humans will follow anything with a white glove.
If it were a traffic police directing traffic I would understand. We've given the power to them. But a simple moron who thinks they can do the same thing just by putting on a glove? No. Seriously now, what would the bloke do if you just went ahead and not stopped? Blow his whistle (which he bought at a store next door).
This rant will go nowhere. But the moral of the story is, the next time you see a moron that's not a cop trying to tell you to stop or move, just run him over and do us all a great big favour.
Cheers
Its happened more then once. Some genius believes that by putting on a pair of white gardening gloves he has been empowered to have a hold us the motoring masses. What's even worse is that we give these morons total and undivided control over us. The tell us to stop we stop. Waive us to move and we oblige. Wow! All this power and control over us simply by wearing a pair of white gloves. No wonder Micheal Jackson was such a star. It was the white glove. He had found the secret to mind control. Humans will follow anything with a white glove.
If it were a traffic police directing traffic I would understand. We've given the power to them. But a simple moron who thinks they can do the same thing just by putting on a glove? No. Seriously now, what would the bloke do if you just went ahead and not stopped? Blow his whistle (which he bought at a store next door).
This rant will go nowhere. But the moral of the story is, the next time you see a moron that's not a cop trying to tell you to stop or move, just run him over and do us all a great big favour.
Cheers
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